By tnash | February 9, 2010
You’re not a SEO* you’re a jumped up little marketer with no idea how to optimise anything so just shut up. You don’t need a blog to tell us all how little you know even if your post was in 50 top 10 posts of the year X. You don’t need to regurgitate the crap you read on your favourite guru site, you certainly don’t need to tweet it over and over again.
Get over yourselves we don’t give a damn about you. So you spoke at a conference woopie do. Does that make you an SEO*? No of course not. It means you brown nosed a bit more then most.
When you are part of an industry of marketers and failed web designers should we expect anything more from the average “social media driven SEO consultant” probably not yet I bet 90% of people reading this post will say that didn’t describe them. Which is strange because I’m pretty sure I just described 95% of the SEO industry**
Perhaps its time the industry stopped lying to itself and putting people on pedestals because they tweet 500 times a day or because they have come up with the next big unfounded, untestable theory. Instead who knows maybe you could, I don’t know, deal with clients and stuff? Or maybe just go and play with the pack of crayons.
*Disclaimer: unless you are in which case sorry :)
** I made those stats up