Hacking is NOT black hat SEO dumbass
By theGypsy | June 3, 2010
Shit shit shit shit. Why do we get fucking blamed for everything? Seriously… look at this headline; “Blackhat SEO Scam Hits Mop.com Gaming Site” It’s sure sticks out huh? So, being the concerned netzian that I am I decided to go check it out. “One of the world’s most …
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My SEO Copywriting (Not-So) Secret Weapon
By King Douche | June 3, 2010

Peer into Google’s predictive algorithm with Google Sets. Looking for creative ideas on what to write for a given topic? Use Google Sets and get some *great* ideas. Can you make a piece of content that uses all the words in a set but still reads perfectly? How well do you think this content would [...]
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Off Line Search Engine Optimization
By Janeth | June 2, 2010

Yep…if you’ve not heard about it, all the big gurus are leaving the online marketing world to begin working offline. Frank Kern is leading the pack. Frank is teaching a class, as are many others, to people who are unable to make money online. They will be moving them into the offline world …
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Black Hat SEO
By Janeth | June 2, 2010

A couple years ago I almost totally stopped writing because of the grammar police. Seems every time I write something one of the grammar cops stop by and tell me everything I did wrong. And they always explain how, while my sites look good, my unprofessional writing style has turned them off …
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F**king Writers
By King Douche | May 26, 2010

So, as you all know, original content is one of the greatest ways to get your pages to rank well. While content is only part of the equation, it plays an important part in your pages ability to rank well. If you use affiliate data feeds to populate your site, get ready to be [...]
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The Art of SEO Bullshit
By theGypsy | May 19, 2010
Dumb asses and blow hards Wow, what a work out going through my feed reader was this evening. Time and time again, from people I know, trust or laugh at… one and all left me spinning. You see, the SEO world seemed to be going through a period of blogging akin to …
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The SEOBS Questions Supreme Motherload
By King Douche | May 15, 2010

Saddle up for, perhaps, the most comprehensive aggregation of bullshit I have witnessed to date. Yes, I am talking about the Google Moderator for Video Questions page as part of The King’s new ongoing series where He repeatedly bashes dumbass questions. There is an endless supply of crap here and I intend to bask in [...]
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Old School Spammers: assing any work to me
By theGypsy | May 11, 2010
In a new series here on the SEOBS blog, (Old School Spammers), I decided to post some of the more funny/silly/bullshit emails we get from so-called ‘SEO Providers’. The genesis for this was a company that had the brilliant fore-sight to actually spam us through THE SEOBS CONTACT PAGE!! WTF? Are ye mad? …
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Twitter Fixes an Error and ‘Tweeters’ Freak!
By Nickfb76 | May 10, 2010

Yup… you already probably know what im going to write about… today, Monday May 10th the world ended for many Twitter users. For about one hour – YOU COULDN’T SEE HOW MANY FOLLOWERS / FOLLOWING YOU HAD!!!!!!!!! I know, Devestating!!! While many of us had fun and realized that this was a bug, many others [...]
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Google Bullshit Captcha (pronounced ˈkæptʃə’)
By King Douche | May 10, 2010

“kæptʃə?” Thanks, for that. It really helps. I thought it was pronounced “ΣσςΔδ.” My bad. Now, after I started this post, I found a similar post of all Bullshit Captchas lists. While that list is now a bit dated, it’s still pretty good. In that post, there are some serious captchas and some obvious jokes. I [...]
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