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« Previous EntriesYou Can’t Compete With “Psycho”
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012
I often get asked, “What IS your goal, King?” “Domination to the point of demoralization,” is my answer. That’s when the bug-eyed, blank stare hits me. The concept of my strategy is so under-estimated, so feared, so rare, that no one hardly ever gets it that THAT is what I’m doing. Go fucking psycho [...]
Google Presents “Titanic” aka “Penguin” – Coming To SERPS Near You
Thursday, April 26th, 2012
Holy sweet mother of God. There’s adjustments, and there’s EVICTIONS. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to Google’s latest algo adjustment dubbed ‘Titanic.” Why “Titanic?” Because you’ll be searching for survivors, that’s why. Well, the official name has now been officially entitled “Penguin.” Our original “Titanic” moniker was at least related to [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, We’ve Got Legal Juice
Thursday, April 19th, 2012
This week, Matt Cutts posted a 12 second video answering the question “Do Images pass PageRank?” This 12 second video simply responds, ‘yes.’ Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got legal, paid juice passing. This means that there is a white-hat way to flow juice while paying for it. So, yeah, it’s not a ‘paid link’ but [...]
Grey Hat To White Hat Disaster
Sunday, March 18th, 2012
I knew it was going to be rough. I knew it was going to be bad. I had no idea how bad. It’s a total and complete SERP disaster. So, last quarter, I wrote about how I declared Google the winner of the “you better go white hat or else” stalemate. I did paid [...]
Okay Google, You Win: When Grey Turns To White
Monday, January 16th, 2012
So, the time has come. Sleepless nights. The wondering. The fear. Your grey campaign is milking years off of your life. (I just HAD to reuse that image on the left. It’s more appropriate than ever for this piece.) You’ve weighed the negatives, the positives. You wanted to stand tough. But there was one factor [...]
HTTPS Backlink Stealth Campaign Awesomeness
Thursday, December 8th, 2011
So, like me, you’re pissed and scared that people will profile your backlink campaign and try to reverse-engy that shit. Well, boys, the game has changed yet again. With the Yahoo Site Explorer shutdown, this leaves only 3 decent ways to analyze a backlink campaign for the noob SEO. Sure, they’ll try OpenSiteExplorer, then they [...]
Google Toolbar Pagerank Update In Effect, Bitches
Tuesday, November 8th, 2011
Yes, the odds makers were wrong. On November 7, 2011, the Google Gods decided to grace us with their quantifiable presence. Yes, it’s true. Your Google Toolbar has been updated with the most current Pagerank coefficients. Now, granted, I am 1/3 into a 1.75 liter ketel one and this post is gonna be short. But, [...]
Google PageRank Update Today – Yes, I Care
Tuesday, June 28th, 2011
So, I’m going to break net here and go out on my own private limb of individual thought. A thought line that is so away from a peer and my colleagues that I open myself up to ridicule, public humiliation, and disgrace. Yes, it’s 3rd Grade all over again and I am here to tell [...]
How The Google Police Nabbed Me For Paid Links
Friday, May 27th, 2011
So, let’s just start this off by all agreeing that I was a total noob dumbass. Great. Let’s continue. This is a long-windy post but I have to tell this story and get it off my chest. Get some coffee and prepare yourself. Now, let’s get into this true story that happened in 2008. THE [...]
The Most Epic Misunderstanding of PageRank In Blogging History
Thursday, April 14th, 2011
Just when I thought that the concept of the PageRank algorithm was near commonplace, so basic and well understood, that even monkeys could summarize it, along comes a (now removed due to total humiliation) post by SmashingHub.com (cached image). I am 99% sure it’s not a joke. Now, I understand that the full PR Algo [...]
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