Myths and Crap
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Wednesday, September 8th, 2010
Let the LDA Google Games Begin The LSI myth is all grown up! Here I go again… and seriously, I just can’t fucking help me’self. Ya know? I’ve spent many years defending the flame against those dumb ass people pretending to be SEOs. In particular, the ever popular ‘Dave Bait‘ that is Latent Semantic Indexing/Analysis. [...]
You are a Certified Sucker
Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
Oh internet… where to begin. We SEO professionals see bullshit every single day so admittedly the most surprising thing to me is that I’m capable of still being surprised at all with the sheer level of stupidity run rampant in our industry. I’ve bumped into this one a few times but it still gets me [...]
The myth of the Tool Bar PageRank
Monday, August 23rd, 2010
Let’s put this to bed once and for all Jeez… if there’s one thing that bugs me more than anything, is when seemingly sane people from apparently respected outlets, don’t seem to understand the fundamentals. Who cares when some blog in some far flung nether regions of the SEO makes a pedantic proclamation? Not I… [...]
Googles New Search Engine – WTF?
Monday, July 12th, 2010
Okay so I’ve been in this game quite a few 24×7′s. And I’ve seen a lot of craptastic nonsense over the years. Anyone who’s in this business has seen it all. Or at least we all THINK we have. Until the next over the top bullshit comes along. And we’re so stunned by the shear [...]
Hacking for SEO – BEWARE of the Crap Hats
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010
Wow… sometimes life has a funny way getting things across. No sooner had I written about some security schmucks equating hackers with black hat SEOs that the table’s were turned. Now, in that story, they were talking about malware and really, it had little to do with SEO. That is not always the case. So [...]
Hacking is NOT black hat SEO dumbass
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010Shit shit shit shit. Why do we get fucking blamed for everything? Seriously… look at this headline; “Blackhat SEO Scam Hits Mop.com Gaming Site” It’s sure sticks out huh? So, being the concerned netzian that I am I decided to go check it out. “One of the world’s most popular online gaming sites is under [...]
Black Hat SEO
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010
A couple years ago I almost totally stopped writing because of the grammar police. Seems every time I write something one of the grammar cops stop by and tell me everything I did wrong. And they always explain how, while my sites look good, my unprofessional writing style has turned them off and they will [...]
The Art of SEO Bullshit
Wednesday, May 19th, 2010Dumb asses and blow hards Wow, what a work out going through my feed reader was this evening. Time and time again, from people I know, trust or laugh at… one and all left me spinning. You see, the SEO world seemed to be going through a period of blogging akin to watching the paint [...]
The SEOBS Questions Supreme Motherload
Saturday, May 15th, 2010
Saddle up for, perhaps, the most comprehensive aggregation of bullshit I have witnessed to date. Yes, I am talking about the Google Moderator for Video Questions page as part of The King’s new ongoing series where He repeatedly bashes dumbass questions. There is an endless supply of crap here and I intend to bask in [...]
SEO is bullshit. SEO is snake oil. SEO is a waste of money
Tuesday, May 4th, 2010
And other delusional tales of woe Yeah. I’ve heard it all before, many times. And I have no doubt that over the years I will continue to hear it. The same boring repetitive ignorant statements from the same boring, repetitive (sometimes) ignorant people. Let’s just get this clear. These sort of statements about SEO being [...]
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