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How DIYThemes.com Uses Bullshit SEO to Sell Bullshit WordPress Themes

Thursday, July 21st, 2011 How DIYThemes.com Uses Bullshit SEO to Sell Bullshit WordPress Themes

DIYThemes doesn’t know jack shit about SEO…but that won’t stop them from force-feeding its customers a bunch of bullshit. Save yourself the trouble, save yourself the money, don’t buy Thesis.

The New Google PageRank Formula

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011 New Google PageRank Algo

You gotta be kidding me Well shit, what can I say? Sometimes we even have to call ‘bullshit‘ on our friends for the greater good. When we see misconceptions and odd statements that causes more confusion, something must be said. Case and point; New PageRank Formula May Change Your SEO Priorities I have a lot of [...]

SEO patience and research and proclamations of doom

Sunday, September 12th, 2010

I have had this on the boil for a while now and I find it resurfaces from time to time. Funny enough it coincides just when Google makes any type of change to its results, services or what have you. I’m surprised it don’t happen every time they change the logo on the damn homepage, [...]

Let the LDA Google Games Begin

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Let the LDA Google Games Begin The LSI myth is all grown up! Here I go again… and seriously, I just can’t fucking help me’self. Ya know? I’ve spent many years defending the flame against those dumb ass people pretending to be SEOs. In particular, the ever popular ‘Dave Bait‘ that is Latent Semantic Indexing/Analysis. [...]

You are a Certified Sucker

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 kris3

Oh internet… where to begin. We SEO professionals see bullshit every single day so admittedly the most surprising thing to me is that I’m capable of still being surprised at all with the sheer level of stupidity run rampant in our industry. I’ve bumped into this one a few times but it still gets me [...]

The myth of the Tool Bar PageRank

Monday, August 23rd, 2010 Myth of the Toolbar PageRank

Let’s put this to bed once and for all Jeez… if there’s one thing that bugs me more than anything, is when seemingly sane people from apparently respected outlets, don’t seem to understand the fundamentals. Who cares when some blog in some far flung nether regions of the SEO makes a pedantic proclamation? Not I… [...]

Googles New Search Engine – WTF?

Monday, July 12th, 2010 Dino Vido Scam Bullshit

Okay so I’ve been in this game quite a few 24×7′s.  And I’ve seen a lot of craptastic nonsense over the years.  Anyone who’s in this business has seen it all.  Or at least we all THINK we have.  Until the next over the top bullshit comes along.  And we’re so stunned by the shear [...]

Hacking for SEO – BEWARE of the Crap Hats

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 Will HACK your site for links

Wow… sometimes life has a funny way getting things across. No sooner had I written about some security schmucks equating hackers with black hat SEOs that the table’s were turned. Now, in that story, they were talking about malware and really, it had little to do with SEO. That is not always the case. So [...]

Hacking is NOT black hat SEO dumbass

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

Shit shit shit shit. Why do we get fucking blamed for everything? Seriously… look at this headline; “Blackhat SEO Scam Hits Mop.com Gaming Site” It’s sure sticks out huh? So, being the concerned netzian that I am I decided to go check it out. “One of the world’s most popular online gaming sites is under [...]

Black Hat SEO

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

A couple years ago I almost totally stopped writing because of the grammar police. Seems every time I write something one of the grammar cops stop by and tell me everything I did wrong. And they always explain how, while my sites look good, my unprofessional writing style has turned them off and they will [...]

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