By King Douche | May 10, 2010
“kæptʃə?” Thanks, for that. It really helps. I thought it was pronounced “ΣσςΔδ.” My bad.
Now, after I started this post, I found a similar post of all Bullshit Captchas lists. While that list is now a bit dated, it’s still pretty good. In that post, there are some serious captchas and some obvious jokes. I don’t want to spoil it, but here is a preview:
Yes. They think you are very smart. This flies in the face of all consumer marketing.
Google Bad Password Gmail CAPTCHA
You have to be a fucking savant to solve some of these perplexing puzzles. It’s got to the point where I dread the challenge. I never thought that I would be intimidated by a password recovery process but Google puts up a monster fight sometimes.
“Letters are not case-sensitive.”
Well fuckin’ thanks Googz. Why not just include characters from Zapf Dingbats why you’re at it? Who can solve this shit? Google is supposedly geared for the masses, right? Grandma’s supposed to crack this shit? Bitch can barely see much less cock her head the required degrees laterally to attempt to decipher this Enigma competitor.
“Dosisbalmi?” What the hell? (nope, that wasn’t correct)
“Dosisba” + “Lockness monster silhouette” + “mi?”
I gave up on that one and will try again tomorrow after a lot of coffee and I’ll cycle through a few. I think I’ll get it next round.