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This blog is bullshit… SEO style

By theGypsy | February 3, 2010

Ok, since we’re up and running, a few notes of interest to get us started. the SEO Bullshit Blog is a sort of group therapy session for the SEO world. A place where people can come to get things off their chest with the hopes of some more peaceful slumber… Or shit, maybe we can stop a few search peeps from going fucking postal.. Either way, that’s what we’re here for.

We’re more than happy to offer this space to just about anyone that has a reasonally well thought out pile o’ steamin’ search crap to let loose upon the world.

The Ground Rules

There are going to be few rules here… It is for the adults (sorry you child labour SEOs, yer not invited) and as such even shitting out profanity laden carnage is welcomed by all. What we won’t be doing is making petty personal attacks with insensitive or language in poor taste… (the bar is pretty low tho…).

If you’re interested in writing for SEOBS, get in touch here or via Twitter and we can hook you up!

Healthy debate is good shit

One thing that will be important is to not go all friggen’ ape shit if you don’t happen to agree with someone’s post. I’m serious, grow the fuck up ok? I do expect there to be a few sides to every story and getting together to debate them is always a good thing. Shit, I half expect the I won’t even agree with everything said… nor all the authors, but let’s have some fun with it all.

We will be watching the comments and you can expect a referee to step in if yer hitting below the belt. Keep it up… and you might be the focus of an upcoming post… “Comments like this are BULLSHIT‘, or something like that…m’kay?

The Writers

My name is Dave and I am an algoholic. I also have a SEMMY in Ranting for 09. Dat’ be, ma’ pedigree not PHD. So far a few fine folks have already offered to come along.. Sebastian X as U can see already has a post up and fellow grumpy shits Darren Slatten, (a real live MoFo) and Marty Weintraub have also decided to kick up some dust (coming soon). I may even approach some of those in the blog roll hall of fame, one never knows. If you’re interested in us covering a topic… feel free to leave it in the comments!

And that’s about it… I apologize in advance to those we will surely piss off. May I suggest some Qigong?

Topics: Other Stuff | 10 Comments »

Posted on 03 February 2010 by David Harry

Just a ranting and rambling search geek.... Web gypsy and renaissance man! When not losing what's left o' me mind here, I can be found blogging on the Fire Horse Trail and hanging wid me peeps at the SEO Training Dojo

has written 17 articles for SEO Bullshit

  • kevinpike

    Saw this site mentioned on MediaPost Today. Kudos for getting a week old site this much pub. That being said, it's a great idea.

    With an f bomb already dropped in the first post, and I'm sure many more to come, I don't think we have to worry about Google ranking this site highly for too many SEO related searches.

    This is something we have needed for years. Hope all goes well.

  • http://www.huomah.com theGypsy

    MediaPost? Oh shit… Laurie didn't did she? lol… funny stuff. Well thanks for dropping in and I hope to see ye around. It was a pet project created over the last week as it became obvious that many of us wanted a place to let our (fucking) hair down!! Peeps are free to let loose and hopefully a few good debates/convos get started along the way.

    If you ever want to drop a post or have topic ideas.. fire away. Tell the bullshit doctor where it hurts bro!! This is group therapy here and unlike our company blogs, we can just let 'er rip!

  • http://www.huomah.com theGypsy

    lol… welcome aboard and great to have ya. Just get in touch at some point and we can set ye up as an author….

  • crockstar

    Excellent idea! I look forward to ranting along with the rest of you. It is, after all, what I do best.

    You have just worked your way to the top of the list for my morning reading before getting down to brass tax… nothing like starting the day reading about the latest and greatest in SEObullllshittin'

    Thank you for setting this up… this is a MUCH cheaper version of therapy so, obliged!

  • http://www.huomah.com theGypsy

    lol… welcome aboard and great to have ya. Just get in touch at some point and we can set ye up as an author….

  • http://www.todayloan.co.uk Frank Polenose

    Funny as f**k! Nice one.

  • http://www.huomah.com theGypsy

    Hmmmmm… uh dude, seriously? Droppin' a comment here with a link to PayDay Loans site? That is something that REALLY get's my Bullshit Radar up man….

  • http://DCincome.com/blog TJ Corruthers

    Getting loose for some time with this kind of job would be definitely a great idea

  • http://firstpagegoogleresults.com/ seo for website

    The wet dream of all webmasters is to get to the frontpage of Digg or Reddit. …. As we all know all SEO is bullshit

  • http://www.seo-alien.com SEO Alien

    Just found your site, great stuff. I really like the approach. Here is my best suggestion for the do it yourself SEO'r.
    1) writing articles that are relevant to your niche around 350-400 words.
    2) posting those articles on article sites in the appropriate catagory
    3) Use article sites that have a high page rank
    4) Use article sites that allow you a followable backlink to your website or blog
    5) Use a very SEO specific title.

    Wammo, your on top of Google for that title.

    Never use auto-submitting programs .. I know exactly why the Gypsy likes the comment with a backlink to “PayDay Loans” .. see http://seo-alien.com/tips-and-tricks/beware-of-…

    Great site, will visit back often!